What, you think it’s a game, son? Paris Hilton 4 President — it’s an MFing movement! And a movement I’m proud to be a part of. 
For those who don’t recall, Paris Hilton shot a video for Funny or Die announcing her intention on running for fake president. Well now she’s followed up with yet another video, this one co-starring former fake US prez Martin Sheen. See! She’s getting support and advice from knowledgeable people. And what’s truly funny is, she appears to have reasonable solutions to the issues affecting the nation today. That’s hot, indeed.
So there. While you mavericks are busy foolishly casting a vote for change, I’ll be fake voting for our next fake president — Paris! Video after the jump, bitches!
Gosh, Paris look delicious in this video.
PS, I will still never forgive Wesley and Mark for cockblocking at Paris’ album release party at Suite a few years back. NEVER! Fuckers.
cockblocking!! ajajajajaajajajajaj ugh
Hell yeah, they cockblocked! That was the day everything turned, Karen. That was the day I added Mark to my list of archenemies. Bastard!
Paris..fuck rock on u da best girl! U my role model nd being president wil make me move..love ya mwah