Drinking A Lot of Wine Alone is Not Lonely, It Is Romantic

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Did the Olsen Twins Even Read Tyra Banks’ Novel?

Sad-yet-Hilarious News of the Day: celebutante twins Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were the recipients of copies of Modelland, the “fantasy novel” written by Tyra Banks. Apparently, they weren’t too impressed with the adventures of Tookie De La Crème as both signed copies were donated, in near pristine condition, to Housing Works.

From the Housing Works Tumblr:

This happened/is happening, this being we seem to have gotten a donation of Tyra Banks’ “fantasy novel” Modelland, with one copy for Ashley Olsen and one for Mary-Kate Olsen. Note: Tyra’s notes are different. Ashley’s ends “smile” [update: or is that “smize”?] and MK’s ends “stay fierce and fabulous.” Also, from the two pages I read Modelland is like ANTM meets Hunger Games. The pair can be yours! Holler if you’re interested [UPDATE: AUCTION DETAILS FORTHCOMING.].