The Week in Cool 11-2-08

Though I promised more, I still gave less this week. For that, I apologize. It’s been insane, just like the Huck Gee Dunny (see right). So much has been happening for me recently, I’ve been neglecting y’all. But the stuff I did post about:

• I need Audrey Hepburn and the Rat Pack hanging on my wall.
• You will no longer get lost meeting your Craigslist bootie call.
• Unfortunately, torture porn is not dead.
• It’s Zuul, not Gozer.
• Already I’m over 2500 words into NaNoWriMo!
• Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel reunited.
• Sadly, the loss of an inspiration to many.

Halloween was fucked for me, so there are no pics, even though I did wear my costume all day. Ah well. Feeling good since I’ve started my NaNoWriMo project and I’m still working on the latest script, which I’ve been procrastinating on. Shout out to the W!ldbrain crew, oh, and make sure you get your asses out and vote, motherfuckers! Holler!

Oh yeah, Twitter is cool!

Hookupmaps Makes It Easier To Find Your Bootie Call

Sometimes, we don’t want to meet someone and build up a rapport before we outright ask for sex. There are times when one just needs to head on over to Craigslist’s “Casual Encounters” section and just look for bootie. There’s no shortage of men and woman looking for GGG FWB NSA. (D&D free, of course). But you also want to make sure that your potential bust-it-baby doesn’t live in a sketchy area. Me, personally? I’m not traveling to your hood if I’m unfamiliar with it. Ioncare how great the head supposedly is.

Obvs I’m not the only person with such concerns, which is why someone took the initiative to create Hookupmaps. From Lifehacker:

It was only a matter of time before someone mashed up the personal ads from Craigslist with Google Maps, and that time has come thanks to Hookupmaps. Enter your location, pick your pecadilloes and see who’s up for some fun in the San Francisco Bay Area, New York, LA, DC, San Diego, Virginia, and Maryland (more locales promised soon).

Alexyss Tylor Makes Love To Herself

Touch your vagina. Hold your vagina.

Some of you ladies would do yourselves good if only you had the sense to listen to Alexyss K. Tylor. She continually takes it upon herself to educate the masses about bust-it-babies, mulattoes and niggers, and barbers who want to get up in your son’s bootie hole. She’s nothing if not observant.

But here, the lovely Ms. Vagina Power really wants you ladies to understand what it means to love yourself. Many of you do not love, honor, or respect your vagina. That’s a major problem, she thinks, and so she’s going to get at you with suggestions as to what you should do in order to promote that sense of self-love. So throw on your “fuck ‘em girl” dress, light some candles, press play on the Floetry CD and check Alexyss out after the jump. Yow.

Alexyss Tylor is Not Your Bust It Baby

Bust a move.

We all love Alexyss K. Tylor. Hell, I know I do. She burst into pop culture consciousness thanks to her infamous “Penis Power” video, and her frank views on sex, love, lust, and the like have made this woman into something of an icon.

So in this latest video clip, Alexyss and company were discussing the age-old topic of “young men and old women fuckin’.” What bon mots did Alexyss share with us? Well, before she could really dig deep into the topic with her cohorts, the cameraman gave his opinion on the matter. Using the example of Whitney Houston and Ray J, he went on to describe the pop diva as Brandy’s brother’s “bust it baby.” He then made the mistake of saying who he wouldn’t mind having as his bust it baby: