December 5th, 2008: 75th Anniversary of the Repeal of Prohibition

Good Lord, I’m fucked up.

The Week in Cool 10.26.08

Yeah, I need to blog more. Trust, that will happen soon. But in the meantime, what did I deem worthy to post about this week?

• I was too damn lazy to cook breakfast so I became pro-Choice.
• The Morning Coffee was delicious, though.
• Zack Snyder’s latest Watchmen trailer has me convinced that it will be the movie event of 2009. T.S. Johnson has no fucking idea what she’s talking about.
• Nothing has changed. ScriptGirl is still sexy, smart, and the personification of awesome.
• Mayhaps I need to stop drinking.

Thanks to everyone who keeps coming by to check me out. And I’m surprised that “Harley Quinn” has suddenly become a major source of interest. Did I miss something? Help me out, people! Don’t forget, I’m also on the Twitter now! Tee hee!

Team Liquor Drunken Post 10.25.08

Okay, so since I’m sitting here at the bar at Buffalo Wild Wings, I figured I may as well write something I can post since I haven’t posted in a few days.

Currently gulping my third Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat. I’m not really a fan of Buffalo Wild since they have no real “bar vibe” to speak of. Hell, they ain’t even much of a sports bar and the food sucks bootie. But they put me on to the CW, they even dump real cherries into the glass to sweeten the deal. Didja get it? Did you see what I did there?

Team Liquor: The Bomb Bloody Mary

Those that know and love me know that recently I’ve taken up with that classic alcoholic beverage known as the Bloody Mary. While I’d always liked the Bloody, it was never a major component of my repertoire until a few months back when, on a flight to Miami, I had a few on the aeroplane. The one I had on the plane was the bootleg version — vodka and tomato juice, viola! It got the job done.

However, being a massive proponent of brunch culture, as I began ordering Bloodys instead of mimosas on Sunday (and sometimes Saturday) mornings with my omelets, I realized that there was much more to the beverage then I’d originally thought. It was just my lucky (inside joke, not a typo) that two weeks ago on my birthday, I found a recipe for the bomb Bloody Mary on Lifehacker. And so I finally enjoyed the bomb Bloody for the first time this past Sunday. Why’d I wait two weeks to enjoy the bomb? Well you’ll just have to hit the jump to find out, now won’t you?

House of Reps to Negroes: “Yeah … sorry about that whole SLAVERY thing.”

What, nigga?! We said, Sorry!

Iono how I’m supposed to feel about this, black people. Maybe I should run to the rooftop of my brownstone and scream, “It’s about time!!” Or maybe I should head back to Moe’s and have more alcoholic beverages in celebration. But in any case, the US government — well, the House of Representatives — is finally going to issue some sort of apology to all us American Negroes for shit such as slavery, Jim Crow, injustice, cruelty, brutality, inhumanity, and other expressions of general racism. But I’m a little too drunk to really get snarky with it, so I’ll just post the entire article from CNN, which you can find after the jump.

Hello, and Happy New Year! (5 Days Later …)

Okay, so I’ve again decided to take time out of my oh so busy and exciting life to blog. Hey, it’s 2008, a new year, time to make changes, no?

But I’m still being somewhat lazy about it, so instead of writing about my New Year’s Eve experience, I’ll simply quote the Facebook note I got from my friend Morgan the next day. Read about my shameful behavior after the jump.