The Week in Cool 11-9-08

Autumn is such a wonderful time of year! The falling temperatures, the leaves changing color, the shift from summer to winter clothes. I can finally order hot cocoa and not be looked at like a frickin’ lunatic. I’m lovin’ it, like a cheesy McDonald’s ad campaign.

November has particularly gotten off to a good start. I’ve been working on new projects, got some things in the pipeline, and I’m finally gaining some semblance of stability. The past week has been an historic one, as you all should know. So for me, it’s been gratifying on both a large and small scale. Here’s what went down and what was cool this past week:

My President is Black!! Obama To Be Next President

People are screaming in the streets. Tweets and Facebook statuses are being updated. People are exhilarated. People are shocked. Young Jeezy is being pumped. History has been made. With 297 electoral votes, Barack Obama will defeat John McCain to be the next President of the United States.

As news broke, supporters cried and cheered, “Yes, we can.”

Obama will become the first African-American to win the presidency.

GOP: “Fuck This Shit, It’s Over!”

CNN correspondent Tara Wall says the GOP knows it’s all over. According to a “GOP insider,” Ohio was the nail in the coffin.

11-4-08

You already know what day it is, and you already know what you should do (if you didn’t do already, like I did — yay absentee voting!).

This is history, people. Be a part of it. Help usher in a new era. That’s all.

Oh yeah, Election Parties are everywhere tonight. Mayhaps I’ll see you at one.

The Week in Cool 10-19-08

Okay, so yeah, not that many posts. My bad, dudes and dudettes. But some fairly amusing stuff did go down this week, no?

• Marvel said, “Fuck you and your murse, Terrence. We got motherfucking Don Cheadle!”
• Paris has proven once again that she is a better presidential candidate than John McCain.
• Colin Powell thinks McCain sucks, too.
• Yay! New friends in the blogroll!
• Karen & Gus’ weekly dose of script sale porn.

Oh, by the way, kiddies, I am on the Twitter. Follow me like Uncle Kracker.

New “Paris 4 President” Video

What, you think it’s a game, son? Paris Hilton 4 President — it’s an MFing movement! And a movement I’m proud to be a part of.

For those who don’t recall, Paris Hilton shot a video for Funny or Die announcing her intention on running for fake president. Well now she’s followed up with yet another video, this one co-starring former fake US prez Martin Sheen. See! She’s getting support and advice from knowledgeable people. And what’s truly funny is, she appears to have reasonable solutions to the issues affecting the nation today. That’s hot, indeed.

So there. While you mavericks are busy foolishly casting a vote for change, I’ll be fake voting for our next fake president — Paris! Video after the jump, bitches!