Spirit Air is Totally Awful and Horrible

So the other day, I was chatting with my godbrother Sam and I was telling him about my totally awful and horrible experience flying with Spirit Air. It was bad enough that the seats on the aircraft were dirty and that the wheels on the landing gear squeaked and that there were no free beverages or snacks (Team $14 Bloody Marys!). But to be forced to endure the totally awful and horrible ordeal of having to pay $20 per bag to check my luggage in only to have totally awful and horrible Spirit Air lose my fucking luggage … well, that was too much and totally awful and horrible. Sure, I got my stuff back two days later, but the totally awful and horrible situation still caused minor inconveniences. For example, I had to buy a new toothbrush, toothpaste, hair care products, and was on the verge of buying new underwear. Totally awful and horrible. But it gets worse after the jump.