Some of you are well aware of my unconditional, inexplicable love for Paris Hilton. Hell, some of you even have the album I recorded with a song dedicated to her. But most of you wondered what the hell I saw in this beautiful woman to begin with. Well, truth is, Paris is just so fucking cool. Always has been, always will be.
As if more proof of her coolness was needed, check out this presidential campaign video Paris has put together in response to “that wrinkly white-haired guy” John McCain’s recent mocking “celebrity” ad against Barack Obama, one that includes a brief snippet of my favorite heiress. Not only does Paris name a potential waterproof candidate for VP, she also proposes one hell of an energy plan.
PS, I will never forgive Wesley and Mark for cockblocking at Paris’ album release party at Suite a few years back. NEVER! Fuckers.