WTF Did He Just Say “NIGGA”?!

Uh-oh. Them niggas don't look too happy with me.

Uh-oh. Them niggas don't look too happy with me.

This poor child. He’s already under the immeasurable stress of participating in a spelling bee. Now this shit. He steps to the microphone and the judge gives him his word: “NIGGAS.”

Wait, what?

And that’s exactly the look on this lil’ towheaded kid’s face when he heard what the judge had said. Imagine the mosaic of emotions just surging through every fiber of his being. Sure, he’d said the word “nigga” before. But that was in the privacy of his bedroom, iPod buds jammed in his ear as he Crip-walked to Tha Blue Carpet Treatment. Or maybe it was the time he and his friends reenacted that scene from White Chicks.

But this shit right here, nigga? This shit right here? It’s surreal. It’s like a lost sketch from Chappelle’s Show. He’s being asked to spell “niggas” in front of all these people! He looks to his family for support … and then he spots the FAMILY OF NIGGAS SITTING RIGHT BEHIND THEM! The sweat pours down his face. He asks the judge to repeat the word again, just to make sure. Maybe give the definition. Okay, now use it in a sentence.

Niggas. Niggas.

Are you sure, nigga? Naw, can’t be … well … let me attempt something that hopefully won’t offend anybody …

The look of pure shock on this kid’s face when he realizes he’s spelled it correctly is priceless. I see an animated .gif coming real soon.

The cat that posted this hilarious clip on YouTube adds this disclaimer:

The judges are pronouncing it wrong to begin with so he was doomed from the beginning. it’s not his fault. 🙂 and YES, i am black american. and no, dont say this word and think you can get away with saying it because it’s not actually the word “nigga”. remember, they are saying the word wrong. it’s (nee-goose) and not (nig-gah)

Nee-goose, please.


2 responses to “WTF Did He Just Say “NIGGA”?!

  1. HAHAHA oh god that was hilarious. When in doubt, sound it out.

  2. I’m dieing! ROFL!

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