Stop Trying to Impress These Hoes Before Someone Gets Hurt

Look at what the fuck you did!

To quote gangster rap artist Gangsta Pat:

These suckers puttin’ on a show try’na impress these bitches.

Stop it. Stop it. Because your life is a tragedy, and the truth is, she will not sleep with you no matter how many bowling balls you juggle. So, please, stop it before you embarrass yourself or, even worse, hurt somebody.

Whoops. Too late.


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