You think you’re cool? Then you better check your accomplishments against this list! How cool do you feel now, potna?
Not sure where this list originally came from, or who determined that things like learning to “speak European,” wearing “Ambercroombie and Flitch” and “hang[ing] out with Steve” were the ultimate barometers of cool, but hey, I can’t hate on someone whose goal is self-improvement. More power to ’em.
Stolen from the lovely, talented, beautiful Suzy McCoppin.