I’m a fan of women kicking ass in movies, so I was intrigued by the trailer for Haywire, the upcoming film from Steven Soderbergh starring mixed martial arts fighter Gina Carano.
Mmmmm, Gina Carano. She can “Crush” me anytime, hehehe.
Okay, back to the movie. So the story revolves a black ops operative who is betrayed by her handlers and goes on a roaring rampage of revenge in order to find out why.
Look, let’s be real, Haywire looks like The Bourne Apocalypse mixed with a little Salt for added female flavor. Sure, it’s got the big name actors—hoy shit, is that Michael Douglas? Is that Bill Paxton?—but it looks just as silly as your standard 80s actioner. But that’s why I like it. Haywire, with its bone crunching fights and horrible one-liners, seems like it’ll be a ton of fun.
Haywire was written by Lem Dobbs, who also wrote Soderbergh’s The Limey.
What did you think of the trailer? Are you going to check out Haywire? LMK below—not on Twitter or Facebook, ya goofballs.