Welp, it’s June. Which means I am once again attempting to go an entire month without having an alcoholic beverage. Sweet Baby Jesus, help me.
Many people ask why I would subject myself to such needless torture and self-abuse. The reasons are many, but here are my main three:
- My body needs a break. I’m not a young whippersnapper running wild in the streets of Miami-Dade County any more. I’m a grown ass man trying to make a living, and be taken seriously, as a writer. I can’t do the shit I used to do and still expect above average results. So, that means cutting out the alcohol, eating properly, and getting more rest.
- My bank account needs a break. I spent way too much fucking money on alcohol alone last month. If I’d invested just half of that money into my business, I’d be able to do some things I now must wait to do. Enough is fucking enough, man. I joke about being poor but the reality is, I’m a profligate spendthrift. I need to chill the fuck out, son.
- I’ll have more time. As mentioned earlier, by cutting out drinking, even for just a month, I’ll have more time to do things I need to do, namely write and cook. If I’m not putting in full eight hour shifts in someone’s bar, then I can spend those eight hours writing the sequel to Gueslist. (Ha! Fooled you. That ain’t happening. The sequel, I mean.) If I’m not out in the street, drunk and hungry, I won’t be tempted to spend an average of $20 per meal every day. I’ll be in my kitchen, making everything from steak and potatoes to PB&Js, and at a fraction of the cost.
Yes. I am trying once again. In fact, I already posted today’s photo on Instagram, so I’m ahead of the game.
The list of challenges is above. Again, shout out to FatMumSlim, whomever she is, for coming up with these creative challenges.
Posted in Life, Photography, Pics, Random, Random Cool
Tagged #JunePhotoADay, #PhotoADayJune, FatMumSlim, Instagram, Jay Fingers, June Photo Challenge, Photo Challenge
On Friday, YA author L.R. Giles published a post explaining to his readers why he’s been incognito as of late. The post, if you ask me, was actually full of good news: Giles signed with HarperCollins and his YA mystery will be published soon. In addition to that, he has already completed two novels that aren’t contracted to HarperCollins, but he must show them to his lit and film agents before anyone else.
“I’m not complaining,” Giles says of his good fortune. “I just want to explain why you, the loyal readers who have supported LIVE AGAIN, THE DARKNESS KEPT, and THE SHADOWS GALLERY, haven’t seen a new book from me in over a year.”
I salute and congratulate the brother on his publishing contract. I know that it was a lifelong dream for the brother, and his talent will take him far. But reading his story makes me wonder if I’d ever sign a contract should one of the Big Six approach me.
Posted in Books, Cool Story Bro, Life, Op-Ed, Publishing, Random, Writers, writing
Tagged Aliya S. King, Amanda Hocking, B.G. Mitchell, Diamond Life, GUESTLIST by Jay Fingers, HarperCollins, Indie Publishing, L.R. Giles, Live Again, Pen & Pixel, Platinum, The Darkness Kept, The Shadows Gallery
The truth is, you people are much better at doing the Instagram Photo Challenges than I am. Twice I’ve vowed to participate; twice I’ve failed. Woe is most assuredly me.
But since I know y’all are gearing up for May, I wanted to share the list of challenges with you. Shout out to FatMumSlim, whomever she is, for coming up with these truly creative challenges.
Posted in Life, Photography, Pics, Random, Random Cool
Tagged Android, AprilPhotoADay, FatMumSlim, Instagram, Instagram Photo Challenge, iPhone, Jay Fingers, Nicki Minaj, Photo Challenge
Over the weekend, popular music industry website AllHipHop featured my novel GUESTLIST in a post entitled A Breakdown of the Latest Urban Reads.
The article, written by Senior Staff Writer Biba Adams, says of GUESTLIST:
The standout debut is at the top of this list, and soon to be at the top of many others. The book is a funny and intriguing behind-the-scenes glimpse into inner workings of New York City nightlife among the Black, upwardly mobile crowd with lots of new money to burn. “Guestlist” is a page-turner from beginning to end, and one of the best independent books I’ve read in a long time.
Posted in Books, Cool Story Bro, Life, News, Publishing, Random, Random Cool, Writers, writing
Tagged AllHipHop, Amazon, GoodReads, GUESTLIST by Jay Fingers
Last night, I attended the Hip-Hop is For Lovers Mixer at Therapy Wine Bar in Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn. The event was hosted by the lovely ladies of HH4L, Uche, Lenee, and Jakema, and boasted a nice, mixed crowd of music lovers, tastemakers, jetsetters, and liquor enthusiasts.
Uche held things down on the music front, playing the role of DJ and spinning everything from classics (Biggie’s “One More Chance/Stay With Me”) to more recent jams (Big Boi’s “Tambourine”).
I had a few adult beverages, including the concoction for which Hip-Hop is For Lovers is infamous: the Slow Motion. It features a sweet mélange of tropical flavors that will sneak up on that ass and then leave you on your ass.
Posted in Cool Story Bro, Event, Life, New York City, Nightlife, Random Cool
Tagged Bed Stuy, Bedford Stuyvesant, Big Boi, Brooklyn, Hip-Hop is For Lovers, The Notorious B.I.G., Therapy Wine Bar
Upon completion of a work, writers are always asked the same two questions.
The first is, “Which character is you?” or some variation thereof. It is constantly speculated that the story you’ve written is nothing more than a roman à clef, the fictionalization of real events and real people, a potentially damning bit of prose designed to humiliate those fucktards who’ve wrong the author in real life.
And that leads to second question – “Is [Character X] based on me?”
Or some variation thereof.
Posted in Books, Cool Story Bro, humor, Life, Random, Ratchet, Writers, writing
Tagged GUESTLIST by Jay Fingers, Marcel Swann, Napoleon Fey, TV Tropes, Urban Dictionary